![]() ![]() Taylor Momsen wants to be goth-y and rock-ish and that's fine. I shouldn't make fun of a small child's attempts at rebellion. Who knows what sort of modeling gigs Momsen will get, but we can probably guess that she'll be chipper and sunshiny and smiling in all of them. Taylor Momsen, the little marmoset from Gossip Girl, has just signed a big modeling contract with Next Modeling Management, a reputable firm that represents people like Alexa Chung and, apparently, Lana del Rey. I bet Sofia Vergara is simply a joy to hang out with. Anyway, Sofia Vergara did not like her tea but she got new tea so everything's fine. So if you want to go "tea'd" you stay "tea'd." Come on. If she was drinking tea at a golf course I could understand the confusion, but she was not at a golf course as far as I understand. The headline is "Sofia Vergara tea'd off" but then the first line begins "Sofia Vergara got teed off." Which is it, Page Six? Tea'd or teed? Commit to the joke or don't make it at all. Here is a funny Page Six item about how Sofia Vergara ordered tea at a restaurant in the Hamptons but when she got the tea she didn't like the tea so she sent it back and got better tea. RELATED: The Stars Turn Out for Jimmy Kimmel Diet Coke Celebrates Movies and Soda In that he's insulting to transgender people, he says the phrase "stagnant douche agua," and also the phrase "pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life." Farrah Abraham is definitely sleazy for sending TMZ pictures of a private text message, but Charlie Sheen's response is pretty much just as bad. Oops! The other day Farrah Abraham, the Teen Mom star turned sex tape-wielding fame seeker, sent TMZ some screenshots of a text message conversation she had with Charlie Sheen (can we do something about screenshots of text message conversations? Like, can those be made illegal? Is that what PRISM is for? What is PRISM? Help) and now Charlie Sheen is very upset! He sent her some sort of message that TMZ has in full and it is ridiculous and sort of makes him the bad person even though he was technically wronged. ![]() He used to flitter around when I worked at Gawker, always angling for some bit of attention, and I suppose I am giving it to him here, but it should be said that Jonathan Jaxson is a liar and a fake and let's all not listen to him starting right now. He pulled this routine with Lindsay Lohan a bunch of years ago and now he's doing it again. Largely because Jonathan Jaxson is a ghoul who has been at this sad game for years. We should probably assume that the conversation is fake. In it, she supposedly confesses that all her erratic behavior is an act, while Jaxson expresses mock concern before, y'know, posting the whole thing on Twitter. It is not news that Amanda Bynes said weird things on Twitter at this point, but what is news is that one Jonathan Jaxson, who pretends to be a publicist, has posted on his Twitter account what appears to be a text message conversation between him and Bynes. RELATED: Get Ready for a Real-Life 'Clue'Īmanda Bynes did some crazy tweets again, saying things about how she cannot date a German because she is Jewish and then apologizing to rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham for calling him ugly. Who knows what mysteries dwell in the heart of Ryan Seacrest. Who could it be? What actual woman has caught Ryan Seacrest's fancy? And is it suspicious that Ryan kept introducing her as "And this is my friend, who is definitely not Derek Hough wearing a wig"? These are all important and urgent questions. What's fact, I guess, is that he was seen with a young woman all night, some sort of blonde person whose side he would not leave. Well, he was apparently "overheard" saying he is "single and loving it," but no one has actually ever said "single and loving it" so we're just going to have to chalk that up to Page Six overreach. He was seen out recently with another human female, at some sort of concert or something in Los Angeles. It seems that Ryan Seacrest has gotten over his breakup with Dancing with the Stars vet Julianne Hough. ![]()
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